I kind of hate me, too. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Olive Penderghast Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. : Any I left out? You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! best boy grip Ulysses Domalaon . For governorsor athletes. Olive Penderghast : [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] Olive: Welcome. Warranted or not. It was a different time. : In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. : : : Easy A (2010) - Plot - IMDb Easy A (2010) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Olive: Yes, I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : Bookstore guy : The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. Rhiannon: Now youre a super slut like me. Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. : : How's it going? Easy A Teenager Monologue (Olive) Easy A is a 2010 comedy starring Emma Stone as Olive. : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : Woodchuck Todd : Olive Penderghast I didn't until I was 14. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. (now with a Southern accent) He said something about asking for your hand in marriage! Her charm sparkled through, and Gluck could easily envision her carrying the scenes where Olive records her vlog. : Brandon Olive Penderghast [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? "Fictional character: Gwen Stacy". You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Easy A is known by many as the film that shot actress Emma Stone into the big leagues. [Not believing her] Brandon 20 INT. I don't know what you're talking about. [Forceful] Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. You must be related to me. TOP 25 QUOTES BY EMMA STONE (of 174) | A-Z Quotes I like the pants. When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. : : George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. : I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. : Thank you! You're being pretty cavalier about this. Olive Penderghast And you know what? Manage Settings Rhiannon: Now, bitch. : [looks him in the eyes] 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. Olive Penderghast Brandon : Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? Olive Penderghast [pretending to be freaking out] I don't Olive Penderghast Do you wanna have sex with me or not? You didn't have? Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]. What's your problem? Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast : | Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith : : Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): I dont know what your generations fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, theyre not all diamonds. Sanjay Chandrasekhar Company Credits [from trailer] Brandon (Dan Byrd): Do you want to go out with me? | Olive: Tom Cruise? A big old s. Emma Stone. [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] Olive Penderghast Marianne:No, silly. : A gentleman caller, hurray! : Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper! That must have been pretty embarrassing. : Olive Penderghast : Real talk:If you dont want to be Emma Stone or be with her, theres something fucking wrong with you. It was like setting up Jenga. A harlot. Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Chip When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. : And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.". Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. : : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Thanks for asking. Just the rumor mill. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast And it only took 20 seconds. Easy A - Wikipedia Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. Mostly guys. Im adopted! Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? Whatever happened to chivalry? This is my side, the right one. : : Oh my god! : Rhiannon : : His choice? Anything interesting? It was the right one! I just thought of the funniest thing. : : : Olive Penderghast Who told you? Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). The Monologue Games [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] Olive Penderghast Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? Mrs. Griffith Rhiannon Fine. I liked Todd much better when he was topless. : Rosemary [Cut to basketball game, last year] The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. Olive Penderghast Emma Stone's role in "Easy A" earned the actress her first Golden Globe nomination in 2011. : He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! ** I hold no rights this video is strictly for entertaining purposes.This is my take on Emma Stone's audition for "Easy A" Let me know what you think and if . Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. This is an obvious (and proud of it) homage to the great teen films of John Hughes. Why? [to Olive] Mrs. Griffith Forgive Me Father - Emma Stone 'Easy A' Monologue - YouTube : This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. : Rhiannon: I want every detail! I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Solid joke. : : Oh, it's nothing. Mrs. Griffith I wanna be in detention! Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". Oh, come on! : Ask some of your friend's parents. Quiznos Guy Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. They're Costco. 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. And I was quite the contortionist back then. Olive Penderghast : : It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. Hey Olive. Relax. Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book] : : Raise the roof." Seriously, thanks! I consider this. Nina Rhiannon It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Go forth, my son, you're a man now. Haven't you heard? Mr. Griffith: Im hearing things. Olive Penderghast Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. And not the good kind. : Drop them in the comments. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. I started piling on lie after lie. Okay. : High School Student I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. My name is an anagram for "I love". Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Olive Penderghast Tom Cruise? last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. Olive Penderghast Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? And here you all are. : I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. Rhiannon People suck! No dating for you, young lady. : Rhiannon Yeah. Hello? But youre much smarter than me, so youll come out of this much better than I did. : Remember Emma Stone In Easy A? Here Are 15 BTS Facts About The Film Anson Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. : Mrs. Griffith It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast Mrs. Griffith [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? : : [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Olive Penderghast : Not in high school. It's very whore couture. [Mocks interest] Does it only exist in 80s movies? How's it going? Here you go. Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. : Please do not. Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. [points to the red "A" on her shirt] 20% off of Bath and Body Works. : Brandon Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. You know, I did hear something. Hey Olive! : Olive Penderghast I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. Tell me! Woodchuck Todd That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. Oh, happy day, Mama! : No. Release Dates I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Now, bitch. Woodchuck Todd Part Five: Olive Penderghast *I don't claim. : : We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon? Can you do it in front of everyone? : Marianne Brandon Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. It's right over there. Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. No, silly. This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? Rhiannon Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. Olive Penderghast Chip Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. : I'm not proud of this. Beat it, ese! : Olive: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? So many great monologues in the 2014 movie Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), but this one may be the best. : Olive Penderghast Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, MasterCard Presents: Broadway Beat's Priceless Moments #12 Megan Mullally, Easy A (Rosemary): Your father and I are totally supportive, Easy A (Mr. Griffith): Im hearing things, Olive. : Blue Devils! But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. | [Tries again] : Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb What's the rumor mill churning out these days?
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